Buy Now - A Lexicon of Future English

Based on extensive scientific research on the Information Superhighway, this effective new means of communications will reduce redundancy and help people communicate more effectively. It is 100% politically correct and reduces communications barriers between all individuals.

The new language is based on the following five icons, each representing an absolute intrinsic concept. The five icons are:

new
1. New

cool
2. Cool

buy now
3. Hot

buy now
4. Buy Now

buy now
5. Buy Now

Using the new lexicon, this entire document could be effectively reduced to the simple icon new .

Some advantages of the new form of communication are:

Less spelling mistakes
Less ambiguity
Less words
Less letters
Less sounds
100% point-and-click communications

Here's how to effectively communicate with the new language

An event or object is exciting: it's hot

You want an event or occurance: buy now

You agree with an event or object: it's cool

Dealing with Non-Intrinsic Concepts

To signify that something is not hot

and you do not want to buy
now

, simply do not mention the object or event and wait for it to be new

. There's no reason to mention something that is not hot

new 26 years later, NOSTRILUU has not been sleeping. Here are some new discoveries.